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: #Laughs When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team's kipper !

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: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."That race was all about competition." - David Coleman, ITV "And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us." - Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3 Mark Goodier: What's the name of t

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: #Laughs Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !

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: #Laughs A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room.

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: #Laughs When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.

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: #Laughs During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first in the competetion, when i went to claim mytrophy, my principal kicked me out from hisoffice saying that the trophy goes to theperson who came in the last, bec

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: #Laughs When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.

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: #Laughs How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one.

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: #Laughs What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !

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: #Laughs Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

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: #Laughs A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "I'd love to be ten again."On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?They fight tooth and nail!Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold hi

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: #Laughs Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a duck?One of it's legs is both the same.(just say it to confuse people)

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: #Laughs Fitness Philosophy - JokesGalore Style!My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was60.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day. He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that i

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: #Laughs Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!

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: #Laughs Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? - Chapped lips.

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: #Laughs When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team's kipper !

: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."That race was all about competition." - David Coleman, ITV "And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us." - Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3 Mark Goodier: What's the name of t

: #Laughs Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !

: #Laughs A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room.

: #Laughs When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.

: #Laughs During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first in the competetion, when i went to claim mytrophy, my principal kicked me out from hisoffice saying that the trophy goes to theperson who came in the last, bec

: #Laughs When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row

: #Laughs A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.

: #Laughs How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one.

: #Laughs What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !

: #Laughs Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

: #Laughs A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "I'd love to be ten again."On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?They fight tooth and nail!Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold hi

: #Laughs Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a duck?One of it's legs is both the same.(just say it to confuse people)

: #Laughs Fitness Philosophy - JokesGalore Style!My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was60.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day. He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that i

: #Laughs Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!

: #Laughs Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? - Chapped lips.

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