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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs "I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! Oh dear, you're right, I'll getthe shovel and clean it up!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician's office.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, I'll just have a slither.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |So you want a day off.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ...

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight point buck."Where's Henry? one of his campmates asked.""Henry had a stroke of some kind.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, sir.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, sh

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities, and to avoid the possibility of unauthorized use of these facilities, new rules are being put into effect concerning the selection of passw

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs There's this old man in a nursing home and he's hornier than hell.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked me to write them a memo describing why we were having problems with diskette failures.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern.

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