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: #Laughs Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: You can't find your birth control pills Worse: Your daughter borrowed them

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: #Laughs *** Things that can and do bother the "normal" person.

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: #Laughs Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!

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: #Laughs What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!

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: #Laughs What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.

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: #Laughs |You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base.

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: #Laughs Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.

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: #Laughs A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him.

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: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my spouse.Instructions were studied and we were inspired,In hopes we could manage "Some Assembly Required."The children were quiet (not asleep) in thei

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: #Laughs Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.

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: #Laughs And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head.

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: #Laughs This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live to be 100." She looked around and didn't see anyone.

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: #Laughs Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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: #Laughs Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it.

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: #Laughs Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!

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: #Laughs Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation would for Barney would be: CVTE

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.

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: #Laughs Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,"I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it.

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: #Laughs George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the letters: Dirty RoomEvangelist: When you rearrange the letters: Evil's AgentDesperation: When you rearrange the letters: A Rope Ends ItThe Morse Code: When y

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: #Laughs David received a parrot for his birthday.

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: #Laughs Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: You can't find your birth control pills Worse: Your daughter borrowed them

: #Laughs *** Things that can and do bother the "normal" person.

: #Laughs Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!

: #Laughs What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!

: #Laughs What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.

: #Laughs |You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base.

: #Laughs Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.

: #Laughs A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him.

: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my spouse.Instructions were studied and we were inspired,In hopes we could manage "Some Assembly Required."The children were quiet (not asleep) in thei

: #Laughs Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.

: #Laughs And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head.

: #Laughs This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live to be 100." She looked around and didn't see anyone.

: #Laughs Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

: #Laughs Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it.

: #Laughs Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!

: #Laughs Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation would for Barney would be: CVTE

: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.

: #Laughs Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,"I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it.

: #Laughs George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the letters: Dirty RoomEvangelist: When you rearrange the letters: Evil's AgentDesperation: When you rearrange the letters: A Rope Ends ItThe Morse Code: When y

: #Laughs David received a parrot for his birthday.

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