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: #Laughs |At a friend's wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons--all filled with laughing gas.

: #Laughs A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting "Twelve! Twelve!" over a fence.As he walks closer to the fence, they start shouting "Thirteen! Thirteen!"Curious, the man looks through a gap in the fence.

: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, I can't eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don't have a fork.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom.A barmaid at night is bare and ....Sent by Jennifer

: #Laughs Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: "Is it mine?"

: #Laughs If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter.

: #Laughs A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

: #Laughs A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!"] The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them as fast as he can.
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