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: #Laughs Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him.

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: #Laughs Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians." Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians win.

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: #Laughs Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia? "Cause there ain't nothin' worth shittin' on up there!"

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: #Laughs |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair.

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: #Laughs If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?

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: #Laughs One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife .

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: #Laughs So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour ourguide pointed out the new name to the "Oval Office", seems someoneliked the name the "Oral Office" better!

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: #Laughs What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.

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: #Laughs There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.

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: #Laughs A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night.

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: #Laughs This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large pond.

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: #Laughs "Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today, and I missed on the very first word." "That's too bad Son." consoled the Father, "What was the word ?" "Posse."

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: #Laughs A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

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: #Laughs A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday.

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: #Laughs That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the sheep.

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: #Laughs |What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the neck up!

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: #Laughs For Chocolate Lovers:If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.The problem: How to get 2 pounds

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: #Laughs Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too.

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: #Laughs Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him.

: #Laughs Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians." Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians win.

: #Laughs Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia? "Cause there ain't nothin' worth shittin' on up there!"

: #Laughs |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair.

: #Laughs If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?

: #Laughs One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven.

: #Laughs A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife .

: #Laughs So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour ourguide pointed out the new name to the "Oval Office", seems someoneliked the name the "Oral Office" better!

: #Laughs What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.

: #Laughs There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.

: #Laughs A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night.

: #Laughs This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large pond.

: #Laughs "Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today, and I missed on the very first word." "That's too bad Son." consoled the Father, "What was the word ?" "Posse."

: #Laughs A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

: #Laughs A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday.

: #Laughs That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the sheep.

: #Laughs |What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the neck up!

: #Laughs For Chocolate Lovers:If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.The problem: How to get 2 pounds

: #Laughs Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too.

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