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: #Laughs If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

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: #Laughs I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money

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: #Laughs There were these three brothers that were very close to each other.

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: #Laughs Little monster: Mom, I've finished.

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: #Laughs You Know You're in New York City When...1.

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: #Laughs No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal. If you arrive very early for a flight

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: #Laughs What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !

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: #Laughs If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:"You could do worse." "I'll work so hard you won't even know I'm there." "I'll need all my paid vacation time up front so I'll be rested when I start." "You can't turn me down beca

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: #Laughs A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

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: #Laughs It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land.

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: #Laughs An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy.

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: #Laughs There are three blondes stranded on an island.

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: #Laughs How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.

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: #Laughs One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the animals that were for sale there.He walked up to the farmer and said,"Hey, that's a nice donkey you got there.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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: #Laughs Old English Churches by Beverley Minster

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: #Laughs What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.

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: #Laughs Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.Just before take-off, an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines.The Soldier kick

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: #Laughs Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!

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: #Laughs The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised.

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: #Laughs If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

: #Laughs I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money

: #Laughs There were these three brothers that were very close to each other.

: #Laughs Little monster: Mom, I've finished.

: #Laughs You Know You're in New York City When...1.

: #Laughs No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal. If you arrive very early for a flight

: #Laughs What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !

: #Laughs If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:"You could do worse." "I'll work so hard you won't even know I'm there." "I'll need all my paid vacation time up front so I'll be rested when I start." "You can't turn me down beca

: #Laughs A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

: #Laughs It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land.

: #Laughs An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy.

: #Laughs There are three blondes stranded on an island.

: #Laughs How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.

: #Laughs One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the animals that were for sale there.He walked up to the farmer and said,"Hey, that's a nice donkey you got there.

: #Laughs Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

: #Laughs Old English Churches by Beverley Minster

: #Laughs What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.

: #Laughs Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.Just before take-off, an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines.The Soldier kick

: #Laughs Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!

: #Laughs The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised.

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