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: #Laughs The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:"All right class, I want everyone to write a sentence which starts with a question and ends with an answer and has the words possible and definite in it!"All at once, young Johnny'

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: #Laughs Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

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: #Laughs Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly.

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: #Laughs Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best...

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: #Laughs What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrots.

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: #Laughs Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip.

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: #Laughs A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, "Doc, I have a problem.

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: #Laughs |An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S.

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: #Laughs What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.

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: #Laughs |For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for unemployment.They have concluded that a 7% unemployment level is acceptable to 93% of the working population.Now let's just hope

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: #Laughs An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the vestibule.

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: #Laughs Something to ponder...

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: #Laughs What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!

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: #Laughs What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God isboth male and female."This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well, God is both b

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: #Laughs A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree.

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: #Laughs The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by exponential progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date (2) his wife (3) a better looking and richer male friend.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow.

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: #Laughs Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar.

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: #Laughs The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:"All right class, I want everyone to write a sentence which starts with a question and ends with an answer and has the words possible and definite in it!"All at once, young Johnny'

: #Laughs Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

: #Laughs Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly.

: #Laughs Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best...

: #Laughs What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrots.

: #Laughs Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip.

: #Laughs A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, "Doc, I have a problem.

: #Laughs |An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S.

: #Laughs What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.

: #Laughs |For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for unemployment.They have concluded that a 7% unemployment level is acceptable to 93% of the working population.Now let's just hope

: #Laughs An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the vestibule.

: #Laughs Something to ponder...

: #Laughs What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!

: #Laughs What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.

: #Laughs Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God isboth male and female."This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well, God is both b

: #Laughs A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree.

: #Laughs The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by exponential progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date (2) his wife (3) a better looking and richer male friend.

: #Laughs A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow.

: #Laughs Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar.

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