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: #Laughs One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he didn't want anyone else to drink it.

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: #Laughs |Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?""No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."And the third man chimed in, "So am I.

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: #Laughs What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.

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: #Laughs A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replie

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: #Laughs |Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole.

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: #Laughs WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service," DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."

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: #Laughs Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the difference between boys and girls," and would his mother,"please sit down and have a talk with Johnny

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: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.

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: #Laughs After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live.He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room.

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: #Laughs A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.

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: #Laughs Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

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: #Laughs Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10.

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: #Laughs Fuck is such a versatile word...Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.Confusion: What the fuck...?Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!Denial: I didn't fucking do it.Apathy: Who giv

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: #Laughs |Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus.

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: #Laughs |A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop.After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn't stop, he just slowed down a little.The gentleman said 'Sto

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.

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: #Laughs Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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: #Laughs One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he didn't want anyone else to drink it.

: #Laughs |Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?""No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."And the third man chimed in, "So am I.

: #Laughs What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.

: #Laughs A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replie

: #Laughs |Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole.

: #Laughs WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service," DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."

: #Laughs Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the difference between boys and girls," and would his mother,"please sit down and have a talk with Johnny

: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.

: #Laughs After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live.He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room.

: #Laughs A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp.

: #Laughs Q: What's the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.

: #Laughs Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

: #Laughs Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10.

: #Laughs Fuck is such a versatile word...Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.Confusion: What the fuck...?Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!Denial: I didn't fucking do it.Apathy: Who giv

: #Laughs |Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus.

: #Laughs |A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop.After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn't stop, he just slowed down a little.The gentleman said 'Sto

: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.

: #Laughs Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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