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: #Laughs What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.

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: #Laughs Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!

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: #Laughs A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front.

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: #Laughs Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.

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: #Laughs You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for the High School girls, teaching how to prepare for married life.

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: #Laughs Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a circus.

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: #Laughs What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!

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: #Laughs |Mrs.

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: #Laughs Which weather features do druggies like most? Highs

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: #Laughs Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!

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: #Laughs Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard.

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: #Laughs "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" by Woody Allen.

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: #Laughs How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,"Are you ready to order?"Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie.""A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.

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: #Laughs Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on."I'm about to close,' the surgeon says.The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let y

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: #Laughs Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.

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: #Laughs A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!" "Son, you know my lips are chapped.

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: #Laughs What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !

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: #Laughs How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."

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: #Laughs What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.

: #Laughs Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!

: #Laughs A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front.

: #Laughs Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.

: #Laughs You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for the High School girls, teaching how to prepare for married life.

: #Laughs Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a circus.

: #Laughs What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!

: #Laughs |Mrs.

: #Laughs Which weather features do druggies like most? Highs

: #Laughs Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!

: #Laughs Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard.

: #Laughs "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" by Woody Allen.

: #Laughs How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,"Are you ready to order?"Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie.""A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.

: #Laughs Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on."I'm about to close,' the surgeon says.The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let y

: #Laughs Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.

: #Laughs A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!" "Son, you know my lips are chapped.

: #Laughs What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !

: #Laughs How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."

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