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: #Laughs Everyone has a photographic memory.

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: #Laughs What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !

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: #Laughs What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon .

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: #Laughs Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leagues,of course!

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: #Laughs A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it and this genie pops out.The genie says, "For releasing me I shall grant you one wish!"The man thinks for a minute, and says, "I want you to build a bridge to Hawaii.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"

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: #Laughs Why did the woman with P.M.S.

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: #Laughs What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!

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: #Laughs How do you get Visual Aids? - From a nasty poke in the eye.

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: #Laughs "Oh, Laura!" cried her neighbor, "I'm so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband.

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: #Laughs |Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!" continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!

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: #Laughs There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise.

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: #Laughs Do you know why it's called sex?Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ahhhhhh....AIIEEEEEEE!!!

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: #Laughs Radar: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."Pilot: "Roger, but we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?"Radar: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747?"

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: #Laughs The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a luscious looking dish.

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: #Laughs An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !

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: #Laughs A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink exceptthat gay guy over there"About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyonea drink except that gay guy o

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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

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: #Laughs Everyone has a photographic memory.

: #Laughs What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !

: #Laughs What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon .

: #Laughs Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leagues,of course!

: #Laughs A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it and this genie pops out.The genie says, "For releasing me I shall grant you one wish!"The man thinks for a minute, and says, "I want you to build a bridge to Hawaii.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"

: #Laughs Why did the woman with P.M.S.

: #Laughs What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!

: #Laughs How do you get Visual Aids? - From a nasty poke in the eye.

: #Laughs "Oh, Laura!" cried her neighbor, "I'm so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband.

: #Laughs |Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!" continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.

: #Laughs Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!

: #Laughs There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise.

: #Laughs Do you know why it's called sex?Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ahhhhhh....AIIEEEEEEE!!!

: #Laughs Radar: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."Pilot: "Roger, but we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?"Radar: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747?"

: #Laughs The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a luscious looking dish.

: #Laughs An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !

: #Laughs A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink exceptthat gay guy over there"About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyonea drink except that gay guy o

: #Laughs Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

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