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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs "I'm going fishing." Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.""It's a guy thing." Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern c

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearing hot enough to blister paint.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean? "That's easy, each time one of your friends mess

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2 firm milk containers, 1 fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 large bananaInstructions: 1 - look into laughing eyes and hold loving arms.2 - Spread well shaped legs slowly.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think you should live for the moment.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient: What pills?

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but the light bulb must want to change!

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