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: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket.

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: #Laughs Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria.

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: #Laughs Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say..."insert Bill here!"

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: #Laughs A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat's tail. 'Hey you!' he shouted, ' don't pull the cat's tail !' 'I'm not pulling !' replied the little boy.

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: #Laughs So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman "have you seen my brother?"...

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick

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: #Laughs The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally burnedMarch 21, 1870by the explosion of a lampfilled with "R.E.

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: #Laughs |A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

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: #Laughs Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor store.

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: #Laughs A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

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: #Laughs What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married.

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away

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: #Laughs A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman."Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he replied.She hurried home, dyed her hair, came back again and told thesalesman, "I would like to

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: #Laughs There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night.

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: #Laughs A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.

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: #Laughs My penis made me locally famous.

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: #Laughs |A bum asks a man for .

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: #Laughs What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !

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: #Laughs What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.

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: #Laughs How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket.

: #Laughs Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria.

: #Laughs Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say..."insert Bill here!"

: #Laughs A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat's tail. 'Hey you!' he shouted, ' don't pull the cat's tail !' 'I'm not pulling !' replied the little boy.

: #Laughs So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman "have you seen my brother?"...

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick

: #Laughs The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally burnedMarch 21, 1870by the explosion of a lampfilled with "R.E.

: #Laughs |A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

: #Laughs Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor store.

: #Laughs A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

: #Laughs What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married.

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away

: #Laughs A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman."Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he replied.She hurried home, dyed her hair, came back again and told thesalesman, "I would like to

: #Laughs There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night.

: #Laughs A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.

: #Laughs My penis made me locally famous.

: #Laughs |A bum asks a man for .

: #Laughs What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !

: #Laughs What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.

: #Laughs How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !

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