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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.

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: #Laughs Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain merged with the A & P?Yup..now they call it the...Stop & P.

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: #Laughs Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!

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: #Laughs A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me.

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: #Laughs Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

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: #Laughs It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp.

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: #Laughs An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines.The Aussie Sergeant finished first and walked out without washing his hands.

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: #Laughs A patient goes to a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased by women.

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: #Laughs Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta.

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far more painful to your ears.Q: What's the name of a good English horn player?A: I'll tell you when I meet one.Q: How many English horn players does it t

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: #Laughs A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier".

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: #Laughs What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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: #Laughs A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains.

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: #Laughs |At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ? Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

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: #Laughs How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve

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: #Laughs Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes.

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: #Laughs What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.

: #Laughs Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain merged with the A & P?Yup..now they call it the...Stop & P.

: #Laughs Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!

: #Laughs A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me.

: #Laughs Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

: #Laughs It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp.

: #Laughs An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines.The Aussie Sergeant finished first and walked out without washing his hands.

: #Laughs A patient goes to a psychiatrist.

: #Laughs A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased by women.

: #Laughs Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta.

: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far more painful to your ears.Q: What's the name of a good English horn player?A: I'll tell you when I meet one.Q: How many English horn players does it t

: #Laughs A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier".

: #Laughs What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

: #Laughs A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains.

: #Laughs |At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ? Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

: #Laughs How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve

: #Laughs Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes.

: #Laughs What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!

: #Laughs Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.

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