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: #Laughs Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth? A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!

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: #Laughs I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!

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: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?

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: #Laughs Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two.

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: #Laughs An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night.

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: #Laughs Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

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: #Laughs Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number.

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: #Laughs What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ? Armenia every word I say !

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: #Laughs Little monster: Mom, why can't we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.

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: #Laughs How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!

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: #Laughs A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond.

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: #Laughs What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.

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: #Laughs What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !

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: #Laughs To make this work, do this as fast as you can and don't cheat!Spell Fort 5 timesSay Fort 4 timesSpell Fort 4 timesSay Sort 3 times Spell Fort two timesSay Fort onceQuick!...What do you eat cereal with? (Scroll Down)*****************You're pretty w

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: #Laughs A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,"Please send me some food.

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: #Laughs Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather.

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: #Laughs Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or

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: #Laughs Why can't blondes make Kool Aid? Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

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: #Laughs Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth? A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!

: #Laughs I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!

: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?

: #Laughs Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two.

: #Laughs An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night.

: #Laughs Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

: #Laughs Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number.

: #Laughs What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ? Armenia every word I say !

: #Laughs Little monster: Mom, why can't we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.

: #Laughs How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!

: #Laughs A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond.

: #Laughs What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.

: #Laughs What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !

: #Laughs To make this work, do this as fast as you can and don't cheat!Spell Fort 5 timesSay Fort 4 timesSpell Fort 4 timesSay Sort 3 times Spell Fort two timesSay Fort onceQuick!...What do you eat cereal with? (Scroll Down)*****************You're pretty w

: #Laughs A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,"Please send me some food.

: #Laughs Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather.

: #Laughs Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or

: #Laughs Why can't blondes make Kool Aid? Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

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