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: #Laughs What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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: #Laughs There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.

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: #Laughs When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might noticehim on the parade route.

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: #Laughs Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

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: #Laughs There were three ladies at the obstetrician's office, waiting to see what their results were.

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: #Laughs |User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and body feeling chunkyWith the plastic mouse balls spray paint the CommodoreSystem install with the hard drive on the floorKill the process and put it

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: #Laughs Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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: #Laughs How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!

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: #Laughs Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!

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: #Laughs What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse!

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: #Laughs What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike !

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: #Laughs THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

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: #Laughs A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor.

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: #Laughs After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador's costume prancing around on the roof.

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: #Laughs The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian.

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: #Laughs Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians.

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: #Laughs An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him.The boy's hair was yellow, green, orange and purple.

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: #Laughs Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones...

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: #Laughs What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

: #Laughs There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.

: #Laughs When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might noticehim on the parade route.

: #Laughs Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

: #Laughs There were three ladies at the obstetrician's office, waiting to see what their results were.

: #Laughs |User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and body feeling chunkyWith the plastic mouse balls spray paint the CommodoreSystem install with the hard drive on the floorKill the process and put it

: #Laughs Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !

: #Laughs Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

: #Laughs How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!

: #Laughs Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!

: #Laughs What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse!

: #Laughs What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike !

: #Laughs THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

: #Laughs A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor.

: #Laughs After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador's costume prancing around on the roof.

: #Laughs The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian.

: #Laughs Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians.

: #Laughs An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him.The boy's hair was yellow, green, orange and purple.

: #Laughs Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones...

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