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: #Laughs A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.

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: #Laughs There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession.

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: #Laughs There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time.

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: #Laughs Dear:Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated

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: #Laughs Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.

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: #Laughs Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?"Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?"He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of-a United States.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork brought you to us." "Oh," said Little Johnny.

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: #Laughs Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !

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: #Laughs As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband picked it up, listened for a moment and then screamed, "Damn it! How should I know? Call the weather bureau!" and hung up."What was that all about?" wife asked."Awww, some

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: #Laughs Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.

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: #Laughs Here's a sick one...So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut offher late husband's penis and shove it up his rectum.

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: #Laughs 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

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: #Laughs What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla? Anything it wants!

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: #Laughs ELF NO.

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: #Laughs Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow.

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: #Laughs The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.

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: #Laughs |These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children.

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: #Laughs Women One Liners1.

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.

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: #Laughs |For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M.

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: #Laughs A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.

: #Laughs There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession.

: #Laughs There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time.

: #Laughs Dear:Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated

: #Laughs Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.

: #Laughs Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?"Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?"He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of-a United States.

: #Laughs Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork brought you to us." "Oh," said Little Johnny.

: #Laughs Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !

: #Laughs As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband picked it up, listened for a moment and then screamed, "Damn it! How should I know? Call the weather bureau!" and hung up."What was that all about?" wife asked."Awww, some

: #Laughs Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.

: #Laughs Here's a sick one...So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut offher late husband's penis and shove it up his rectum.

: #Laughs 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

: #Laughs What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla? Anything it wants!

: #Laughs ELF NO.

: #Laughs Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow.

: #Laughs The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.

: #Laughs |These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children.

: #Laughs Women One Liners1.

: #Laughs Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.

: #Laughs |For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M.

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