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: #Laughs "Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain.

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: #Laughs My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor ,000.00 from the government for not raising hogs.

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: #Laughs So the elephant says to the naked man .

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: #Laughs Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !

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: #Laughs Once there was a preacher's wife who went into a bakery and asked the butcher waht the daily special was.

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: #Laughs |Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Because they've no pockets to put things in!Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?To stop getting wet!What do elephants do in the e

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!

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: #Laughs How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ? He flew 57 missions !

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: #Laughs Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

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: #Laughs Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.

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: #Laughs An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:"Dear Jane, I am 54 years old and I have never done anything wild.

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: #Laughs No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

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: #Laughs Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included

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: #Laughs She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.

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: #Laughs One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window. Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station.

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: #Laughs What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!

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: #Laughs |Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!

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: #Laughs What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !

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: #Laughs "Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain.

: #Laughs My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor ,000.00 from the government for not raising hogs.

: #Laughs So the elephant says to the naked man .

: #Laughs Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !

: #Laughs Once there was a preacher's wife who went into a bakery and asked the butcher waht the daily special was.

: #Laughs |Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Because they've no pockets to put things in!Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?To stop getting wet!What do elephants do in the e

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!

: #Laughs How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ? He flew 57 missions !

: #Laughs Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

: #Laughs Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.

: #Laughs An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:"Dear Jane, I am 54 years old and I have never done anything wild.

: #Laughs No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

: #Laughs Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included

: #Laughs She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.

: #Laughs One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window. Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station.

: #Laughs What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!

: #Laughs |Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!

: #Laughs What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !

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