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: #Laughs Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!

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: #Laughs Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. "There's not much room on this page," he said.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!

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: #Laughs A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.

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: #Laughs What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.

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: #Laughs A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.

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: #Laughs Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.

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: #Laughs A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home.

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: #Laughs |The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes.

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: #Laughs |A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He'd been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished with antiques.Sitting there, he saw an enlisted man come into his outer office.Wishing to appear the hot sh

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: #Laughs How can a can you double your money? By folding it in half.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick.

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: #Laughs |Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park.

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: #Laughs What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!

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: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She'd just dyed her hair.A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

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: #Laughs Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.

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: #Laughs A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD". The officer then f

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

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: #Laughs Signs Your Partner is - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.

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: #Laughs Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!

: #Laughs Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. "There's not much room on this page," he said.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!

: #Laughs A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.

: #Laughs What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.

: #Laughs A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.

: #Laughs Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.

: #Laughs A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home.

: #Laughs |The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes.

: #Laughs |A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He'd been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished with antiques.Sitting there, he saw an enlisted man come into his outer office.Wishing to appear the hot sh

: #Laughs How can a can you double your money? By folding it in half.

: #Laughs Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow.

: #Laughs Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick.

: #Laughs |Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park.

: #Laughs What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!

: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She'd just dyed her hair.A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

: #Laughs Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.

: #Laughs A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD". The officer then f

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

: #Laughs Signs Your Partner is - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.

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