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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia a poor little sparrow !

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: #Laughs All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.

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: #Laughs Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.

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: #Laughs Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.

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: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!

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: #Laughs Mr.

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: #Laughs |The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?

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: #Laughs What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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: #Laughs Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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: #Laughs What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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: #Laughs What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!

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: #Laughs Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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: #Laughs Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup...it runs in your genes!

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: #Laughs Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation.

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: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny

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: #Laughs Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ? Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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: #Laughs What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !

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: #Laughs A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant.

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: #Laughs Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia a poor little sparrow !

: #Laughs All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.

: #Laughs Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.

: #Laughs Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.

: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs |The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?

: #Laughs What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !

: #Laughs Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

: #Laughs What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

: #Laughs What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!

: #Laughs Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

: #Laughs Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup...it runs in your genes!

: #Laughs Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation.

: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny

: #Laughs Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ? Because she'd never be able to learn the language

: #Laughs What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !

: #Laughs A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant.

: #Laughs Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them

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