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: #Laughs An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The ol

: #Laughs How are men like noodles?They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

: #Laughs One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.

: #Laughs An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

: #Laughs After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication.

: #Laughs |Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.

: #Laughs An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about December one year that he couldn't take it any longer.

: #Laughs |The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife says: It's your decisionThe wife means: The correct decision should be obviousThe wife says: Do what you wantThe wife means: You'll pay for this l
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