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: #Laughs On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait.""But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now.""Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs.""Listen, I'm pretty desperate.

: #Laughs Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.

: #Laughs Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

: #Laughs Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesn't mind if you talk to other modems.

: #Laughs A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road.

: #Laughs Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time.

: #Laughs A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning."I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over.

: #Laughs A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer.

: #Laughs A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!

: #Laughs Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure.
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