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: #Laughs whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...

: #Laughs A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral service.

: #Laughs "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed."Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and decided to take a ride on the roller coaster.

: #Laughs A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hooker looking at him.He stops, bangs on the window and says,"So, what does this cost ??!!".And the hooker replies,"25 dollars !!".And the Pollock said

: #Laughs "Why are you so excited?", the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc, this is my first operation." "Really? It's mine too, and I am not excited at all."

: #Laughs A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate.

: #Laughs A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship.

: #Laughs After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling.

: #Laughs "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" by Woody Allen.

: #Laughs TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.What?" said the puzzled groom.

: #Laughs A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

: #Laughs A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it.
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