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: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.

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: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but the light bulb must want to change!

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: #Laughs There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time he had a conversation with their thirteen year old son about the birds and the bees.

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: #Laughs A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair.

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: #Laughs - How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None.

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: #Laughs A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.

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: #Laughs What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.

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: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

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: #Laughs |Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!

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: #Laughs What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!

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: #Laughs How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.

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: #Laughs I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage, and then his wife.

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: #Laughs PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amana ! Amana who ? Amana bad mood !

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: #Laughs Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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: #Laughs A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I'm 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I'm an accountant.

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: #Laughs What's a glow worms favourite song ? Wake me up before you glow glow !

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: #Laughs What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

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: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.

: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but the light bulb must want to change!

: #Laughs There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time he had a conversation with their thirteen year old son about the birds and the bees.

: #Laughs A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair.

: #Laughs - How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None.

: #Laughs A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.

: #Laughs What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.

: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

: #Laughs |Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!

: #Laughs What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!

: #Laughs How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.

: #Laughs I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage, and then his wife.

: #Laughs PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amana ! Amana who ? Amana bad mood !

: #Laughs Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

: #Laughs A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I'm 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I'm an accountant.

: #Laughs What's a glow worms favourite song ? Wake me up before you glow glow !

: #Laughs What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None.

: #Laughs Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.

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