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: #Laughs A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless absolutely necessary: A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.

: #Laughs Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

: #Laughs You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's

: #Laughs At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?"Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know

: #Laughs Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."

: #Laughs Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.

: #Laughs A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: 0 If we fail to fill your order! When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where al

: #Laughs A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you take your finger out?"

: #Laughs |A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon.
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