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: #Laughs |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.

: #Laughs An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

: #Laughs How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of them.

: #Laughs |Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!! Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!Tyson's favorite football team-the Tamp

: #Laughs |OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell that wayOLD HOCKEY PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD HOMEBREWERS never die, they just ferment awayOLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay LOADED

: #Laughs |A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted.

: #Laughs |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.Purrson: A

: #Laughs Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door.The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air."So?

: #Laughs How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

: #Laughs |On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming, ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the window, and on the dashboard...
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