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: #Laughs How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.

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: #Laughs |Economics is ruining your life when...- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son's discount rate by seeing how many sweets he would require to be promised to him after dinner to be equivalent to one sweet before dinner - I spent one hour in a toy s

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: #Laughs Do vampires get AIDS?

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: #Laughs One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang.

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: #Laughs Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day of course.Bob: Wrong! During the day you can only see the sun but at night you cansee the stars.

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: #Laughs Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing.

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: #Laughs A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for

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: #Laughs A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

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: #Laughs |Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

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: #Laughs What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!

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: #Laughs Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his motherthought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.

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: #Laughs Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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: #Laughs A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback.

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: #Laughs After having quadruplets, the mother named them...

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: #Laughs What kind of wig can hear ? An earwig !

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: #Laughs What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !

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: #Laughs What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.

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: #Laughs In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting for the bus.

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: #Laughs A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side of his nice herringbone tweed trousers.

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: #Laughs How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.

: #Laughs |Economics is ruining your life when...- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son's discount rate by seeing how many sweets he would require to be promised to him after dinner to be equivalent to one sweet before dinner - I spent one hour in a toy s

: #Laughs Do vampires get AIDS?

: #Laughs One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang.

: #Laughs Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day of course.Bob: Wrong! During the day you can only see the sun but at night you cansee the stars.

: #Laughs Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing.

: #Laughs A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for

: #Laughs A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

: #Laughs |Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

: #Laughs What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!

: #Laughs Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his motherthought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.

: #Laughs Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

: #Laughs A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback.

: #Laughs After having quadruplets, the mother named them...

: #Laughs What kind of wig can hear ? An earwig !

: #Laughs What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !

: #Laughs What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.

: #Laughs In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting for the bus.

: #Laughs A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side of his nice herringbone tweed trousers.

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