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: #Laughs A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!Q: What do you call skydiving lawyers? A: Skeet.Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A: Because it sca

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: #Laughs What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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: #Laughs One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole.

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: #Laughs Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the clouds.

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: #Laughs What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick.

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: #Laughs This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?" "Years,I tell you years" she replied.

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: #Laughs A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there."The prostitute snapped back, "What do you wa

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: #Laughs There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it.There was a bear on the shore, he wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump and the bear could swipe the f

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: #Laughs How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!

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: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink ?"

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: #Laughs "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this !

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: #Laughs Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both tend to have "hip" problems.Neither understand football.Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.Neither believe that silence is golden

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !

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: #Laughs Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.

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: #Laughs What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!

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: #Laughs Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race.

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: #Laughs Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians.

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: #Laughs A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in apark.The witness: They were fucking your honorThe judge: Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way:The witness: The park was Dark but caused no fear U

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: #Laughs A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!Q: What do you call skydiving lawyers? A: Skeet.Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A: Because it sca

: #Laughs What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

: #Laughs One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole.

: #Laughs Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the clouds.

: #Laughs What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick.

: #Laughs This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?" "Years,I tell you years" she replied.

: #Laughs A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there."The prostitute snapped back, "What do you wa

: #Laughs There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it.There was a bear on the shore, he wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump and the bear could swipe the f

: #Laughs How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!

: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink ?"

: #Laughs "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this !

: #Laughs Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both tend to have "hip" problems.Neither understand football.Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.Neither believe that silence is golden

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !

: #Laughs Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.

: #Laughs What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!

: #Laughs Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race.

: #Laughs Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians.

: #Laughs A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in apark.The witness: They were fucking your honorThe judge: Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way:The witness: The park was Dark but caused no fear U

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