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: #Laughs John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?John: Yup.

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: #Laughs Q : What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US's got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder; Malaysia's got Mahathir, no cash, no hope and bloody wonder!

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: #Laughs A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective toinvestigate.

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: #Laughs What is the bank manager's favourite type of football ? Fiver side !

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: #Laughs There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!

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: #Laughs Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn't. Wizard: No, well nor will she.

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: #Laughs "Will the father be present during the birth?"asked the obstetrician."Nah," replied the mother-to-be,"He and my husband don't get along."

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: #Laughs WIFE: "You look tired, honey.

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: #Laughs A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.

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: #Laughs For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France.

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: #Laughs About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter to Santa.

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: #Laughs Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

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: #Laughs |Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1.

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: #Laughs Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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: #Laughs Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !

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: #Laughs FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.

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: #Laughs A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a fox.

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: #Laughs Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know

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: #Laughs John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?John: Yup.

: #Laughs Q : What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US's got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder; Malaysia's got Mahathir, no cash, no hope and bloody wonder!

: #Laughs A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective toinvestigate.

: #Laughs What is the bank manager's favourite type of football ? Fiver side !

: #Laughs There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!

: #Laughs Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn't. Wizard: No, well nor will she.

: #Laughs "Will the father be present during the birth?"asked the obstetrician."Nah," replied the mother-to-be,"He and my husband don't get along."

: #Laughs WIFE: "You look tired, honey.

: #Laughs A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.

: #Laughs For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France.

: #Laughs About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter to Santa.

: #Laughs Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

: #Laughs |Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1.

: #Laughs Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

: #Laughs Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !

: #Laughs FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.

: #Laughs A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a fox.

: #Laughs Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know

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