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: #Laughs A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

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: #Laughs Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!

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: #Laughs If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.

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: #Laughs Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom.She yelled, "Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!"Tillie didn't know anything about the date and said so.Millie explained that she'd met

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: #Laughs What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.

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: #Laughs Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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: #Laughs What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!

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: #Laughs The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S"What's that?", the patient asks."It's a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphyllis."The patient wants to know if there's a cure, to which the Doctor responds,"We have to keep you i

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: #Laughs For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this oneis for you.

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: #Laughs Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!

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: #Laughs I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or6.

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: #Laughs Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again.

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: #Laughs A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other end of the phone said, "My wee puppy is together with the dog from next door and I can't get them apart."The vet asked her if she tried throwing a bucket of water on them

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: #Laughs Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !

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: #Laughs How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !

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: #Laughs What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.

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: #Laughs A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room.

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: #Laughs OJ Simpson's website address:www dot 'o' dot 'j' dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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: #Laughs A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

: #Laughs Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!

: #Laughs If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.

: #Laughs Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom.She yelled, "Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!"Tillie didn't know anything about the date and said so.Millie explained that she'd met

: #Laughs What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.

: #Laughs Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

: #Laughs What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!

: #Laughs The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S"What's that?", the patient asks."It's a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphyllis."The patient wants to know if there's a cure, to which the Doctor responds,"We have to keep you i

: #Laughs For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this oneis for you.

: #Laughs Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !

: #Laughs Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!

: #Laughs I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or6.

: #Laughs Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again.

: #Laughs A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other end of the phone said, "My wee puppy is together with the dog from next door and I can't get them apart."The vet asked her if she tried throwing a bucket of water on them

: #Laughs Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !

: #Laughs How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !

: #Laughs What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.

: #Laughs A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room.

: #Laughs OJ Simpson's website address:www dot 'o' dot 'j' dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.

: #Laughs Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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