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: #Laughs A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hiscigarettes.In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

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: #Laughs JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnie ! Arnie who ! Arnie having fun ?

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: #Laughs You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's

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: #Laughs When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

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: #Laughs |The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?""Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk bu

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: #Laughs What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.

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: #Laughs This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession.

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: #Laughs |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."

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: #Laughs A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look hot, my son," said the cleric.

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: #Laughs What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a

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: #Laughs The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning.

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: #Laughs Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.

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: #Laughs A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink.

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: #Laughs Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the evening, NUN what so ever!Sent by Tiffany

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: #Laughs Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow: EKG.Then: Acid rockNow: Acid reflux.Then: Moving to California because it's cool.Now: Moving to California because it's hot.Then: Watching John Glenn's his

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: #Laughs Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.

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: #Laughs A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hiscigarettes.In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

: #Laughs JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnie ! Arnie who ! Arnie having fun ?

: #Laughs You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's

: #Laughs When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

: #Laughs |The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?""Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk bu

: #Laughs What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.

: #Laughs This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession.

: #Laughs |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing.

: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."

: #Laughs A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look hot, my son," said the cleric.

: #Laughs What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a

: #Laughs The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning.

: #Laughs Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker.

: #Laughs |1.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.

: #Laughs A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink.

: #Laughs Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the evening, NUN what so ever!Sent by Tiffany

: #Laughs Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow: EKG.Then: Acid rockNow: Acid reflux.Then: Moving to California because it's cool.Now: Moving to California because it's hot.Then: Watching John Glenn's his

: #Laughs Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.

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