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: #Laughs An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about December one year that he couldn't take it any longer.

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: #Laughs You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

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: #Laughs |O'Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have an evening out.

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: #Laughs It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

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: #Laughs Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?W

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: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

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: #Laughs Q...What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A...Brothel Sprouts!

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

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: #Laughs Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.

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: #Laughs One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - .00 each." He thinks that that is a lot of money so he decides to go see what's up.He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks each?" T

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: #Laughs Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !

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: #Laughs Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir fingers through their hair!

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: #Laughs You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three.

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: #Laughs William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'

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: #Laughs What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? - "Thats the most violent book I've ever read."

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: #Laughs |he following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about December one year that he couldn't take it any longer.

: #Laughs You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

: #Laughs |O'Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have an evening out.

: #Laughs It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

: #Laughs Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?W

: #Laughs |What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

: #Laughs Q...What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A...Brothel Sprouts!

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

: #Laughs Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.

: #Laughs One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven.

: #Laughs A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - .00 each." He thinks that that is a lot of money so he decides to go see what's up.He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks each?" T

: #Laughs Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !

: #Laughs Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir fingers through their hair!

: #Laughs You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three.

: #Laughs William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'

: #Laughs What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? - "Thats the most violent book I've ever read."

: #Laughs |he following is supposedly a true story.

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