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: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes.Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds,As enemy silhouettes danced in their heads.Every jet on the apron, each SAM in its tube,Was tripl

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: #Laughs An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretch the skin and pull all the wrinkles up onto the top of the scalp making you appear years younger.On his way out of the hospital, he met an old fri

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: #Laughs What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.

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: #Laughs Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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: #Laughs Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.

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: #Laughs |OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contactOLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on...OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearingsOLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it

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: #Laughs Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !

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: #Laughs He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant.

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: #Laughs Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.

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: #Laughs Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly.

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: #Laughs What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told her to shut up twice.

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: #Laughs Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell HoneychildPolygram records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: new company will be called Poly Warner Cracke

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: #Laughs A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station.

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: #Laughs |Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.

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: #Laughs Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an asparagus patch doing knee bends!

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: #Laughs Why do men masturbate? It's sex with someone they love.

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: #Laughs The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be follo

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: #Laughs A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" She replies, "Hell no!" The man says, "Well, it must be your feet then."

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: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes.Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds,As enemy silhouettes danced in their heads.Every jet on the apron, each SAM in its tube,Was tripl

: #Laughs An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretch the skin and pull all the wrinkles up onto the top of the scalp making you appear years younger.On his way out of the hospital, he met an old fri

: #Laughs What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.

: #Laughs Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

: #Laughs Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.

: #Laughs |OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contactOLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on...OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearingsOLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it

: #Laughs Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !

: #Laughs He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant.

: #Laughs Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.

: #Laughs Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly.

: #Laughs What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told her to shut up twice.

: #Laughs Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell HoneychildPolygram records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: new company will be called Poly Warner Cracke

: #Laughs A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station.

: #Laughs |Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.

: #Laughs Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an asparagus patch doing knee bends!

: #Laughs Why do men masturbate? It's sex with someone they love.

: #Laughs The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be follo

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: #Laughs A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" She replies, "Hell no!" The man says, "Well, it must be your feet then."

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