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: #Laughs Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

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: #Laughs Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?" Other man, "Bloody hell, no!"First man, "Want to come camping?"

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: #Laughs A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school.

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: #Laughs Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !

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: #Laughs While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent.

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: #Laughs Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow.

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: #Laughs Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.

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: #Laughs Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know Johnny has leprosy," Kids: "Well, then can we come in and watch him rot?"

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: #Laughs Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar.

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: #Laughs John receives a phone call."Hello," he answers.The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan.We met at a party about 3 months ago." John: "hmmm...

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: #Laughs Some things I've learned from my children:Super glue "is" forever.No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

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: #Laughs The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow.

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: #Laughs Army Jokes by Major Laugh

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: #Laughs Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.

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: #Laughs The angry wife met her husband at the door.

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: #Laughs |Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout."You, your companies, and you countr

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: #Laughs No $Dear Dad,$chool i$ really great.

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: #Laughs Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10.

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: #Laughs For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter."

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: #Laughs Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

: #Laughs Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?" Other man, "Bloody hell, no!"First man, "Want to come camping?"

: #Laughs A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school.

: #Laughs Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !

: #Laughs While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent.

: #Laughs Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow.

: #Laughs Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.

: #Laughs Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know Johnny has leprosy," Kids: "Well, then can we come in and watch him rot?"

: #Laughs Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar.

: #Laughs John receives a phone call."Hello," he answers.The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan.We met at a party about 3 months ago." John: "hmmm...

: #Laughs Some things I've learned from my children:Super glue "is" forever.No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

: #Laughs The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow.

: #Laughs Army Jokes by Major Laugh

: #Laughs Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.

: #Laughs The angry wife met her husband at the door.

: #Laughs |Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout."You, your companies, and you countr

: #Laughs No $Dear Dad,$chool i$ really great.

: #Laughs Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10.

: #Laughs For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter."

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