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: #Laughs Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard.

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: #Laughs In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."In a non-smoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will as

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: #Laughs With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off with "Once upon a time...".A black one starts off with "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."

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: #Laughs For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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: #Laughs Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !

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: #Laughs Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !

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: #Laughs A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, "Have you done oral sex lately?"The man replied, "Why yes, I did this morning actually.

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: #Laughs You find yourself listening to talk radio.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?They fight tooth and nail!Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold hi

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: #Laughs |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison.

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: #Laughs My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

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: #Laughs A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

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: #Laughs An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old man's language was not the cleanest, and it would seem that the parrot picked up on this.

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: #Laughs Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians.

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: #Laughs Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!

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: #Laughs |Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has 0 left."

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: #Laughs What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - Popeye almost killed him.

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: #Laughs Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing.

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: #Laughs Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard.

: #Laughs In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."In a non-smoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will as

: #Laughs With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off with "Once upon a time...".A black one starts off with "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."

: #Laughs For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

: #Laughs Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !

: #Laughs Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !

: #Laughs A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, "Have you done oral sex lately?"The man replied, "Why yes, I did this morning actually.

: #Laughs You find yourself listening to talk radio.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?They fight tooth and nail!Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold hi

: #Laughs |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison.

: #Laughs My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

: #Laughs A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

: #Laughs An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old man's language was not the cleanest, and it would seem that the parrot picked up on this.

: #Laughs Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians.

: #Laughs Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!

: #Laughs |Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has 0 left."

: #Laughs What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - Popeye almost killed him.

: #Laughs Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing.

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