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: #Laughs little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is both black and white little boy: mummy is god gay or strait? mummy: why god is both gay and strait little boy

: #Laughs Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their drink order."I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggie."I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie."I want water, lots and lots of water," said the

: #Laughs Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children.

: #Laughs Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor."I'm sure I've got a liver disease, and I'm gonna die from it.""Ridiculous," said the doctor.

: #Laughs Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them the looser they get.

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q: How can you confuse a blonde?A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

: #Laughs What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!

: #Laughs Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:a.

: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

: #Laughs |What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?To the moo-vies!If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?Plenty of milk!Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?Because he was

: #Laughs An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions."Yes," says the Doctor, "I would advise you to take in a boarder."A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is

: #Laughs One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat the afternoon away.
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