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: #Laughs Appear to Work Late.

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: #Laughs Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !

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: #Laughs Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get it hard.

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: #Laughs Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting.

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: #Laughs What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !

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: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

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: #Laughs An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop.

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: #Laughs Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.

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: #Laughs A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a costume.

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: #Laughs Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.

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: #Laughs A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy playing on the sidewalk.

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: #Laughs An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie.

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: #Laughs |Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

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: #Laughs |Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a joke, and the Scots haven't seen the joke yet.

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: #Laughs What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang 'em the looser they get.

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: #Laughs Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.

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: #Laughs Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.

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: #Laughs When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner.

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: #Laughs New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The 'Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawnto equalize the pressure on your eardrums.

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: #Laughs You just might be a Redneck if:You've ever tried to drown a fish.

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: #Laughs Appear to Work Late.

: #Laughs Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !

: #Laughs Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get it hard.

: #Laughs Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting.

: #Laughs What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !

: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

: #Laughs An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop.

: #Laughs Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.

: #Laughs A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a costume.

: #Laughs Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.

: #Laughs A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy playing on the sidewalk.

: #Laughs An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie.

: #Laughs |Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

: #Laughs |Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a joke, and the Scots haven't seen the joke yet.

: #Laughs What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang 'em the looser they get.

: #Laughs Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.

: #Laughs Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.

: #Laughs When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner.

: #Laughs New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The 'Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawnto equalize the pressure on your eardrums.

: #Laughs You just might be a Redneck if:You've ever tried to drown a fish.

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