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: #Laughs A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid.

: #Laughs Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.

: #Laughs The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had three tries or they would not get recess.

: #Laughs Valentine's Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house.Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a "Malcom X" shirt, helicopters land on her!

: #Laughs What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !

: #Laughs |OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases 50%"We'll do it better," Says MicrosoftCUPERTINO, Calif.

: #Laughs If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.For every action, there is equal and opposite criticism

: #Laughs In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store.

: #Laughs IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men.........If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy.If you work too hard, there is never any time fo

: #Laughs Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

: #Laughs If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it.

: #Laughs |A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.Man: Well, give me the really bad news first.Doctor: You have cancer, and o
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