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: #Laughs It's a bummer to be an egg because...1) You only get laid once.

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: #Laughs 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!" 2nd man: "Did they wake you?" 1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."

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: #Laughs If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

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: #Laughs An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.

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: #Laughs Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.

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: #Laughs Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain killers?A: After two he began to feel better.

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: #Laughs Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes.

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: #Laughs Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip.

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: #Laughs In a restroom at IBM's Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly above the sink.

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: #Laughs Yo mamma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Hey, where's my gumball?"

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: #Laughs Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

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: #Laughs Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A.

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: #Laughs My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

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: #Laughs A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head.

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: #Laughs The doctor took Bill into the room and said,"Bill, I have some good news and some bad news." Bill said, "Give me the good news." "They're going to name a disease after you."

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: #Laughs The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with a very rich African king who was a very importantclient.

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: #Laughs Your money or your life by Stan Den Deliver

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!

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: #Laughs A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother.

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: #Laughs A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he should get married soon after she'll die, to which the man said-OK.Then she told him that he may bring the new wife to her home -Ok said the man, and you may give her my silver

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: #Laughs It's a bummer to be an egg because...1) You only get laid once.

: #Laughs 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!" 2nd man: "Did they wake you?" 1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."

: #Laughs If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

: #Laughs An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.

: #Laughs Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.

: #Laughs Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain killers?A: After two he began to feel better.

: #Laughs Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes.

: #Laughs Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip.

: #Laughs In a restroom at IBM's Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly above the sink.

: #Laughs Yo mamma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Hey, where's my gumball?"

: #Laughs Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

: #Laughs Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A.

: #Laughs My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

: #Laughs A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head.

: #Laughs The doctor took Bill into the room and said,"Bill, I have some good news and some bad news." Bill said, "Give me the good news." "They're going to name a disease after you."

: #Laughs The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with a very rich African king who was a very importantclient.

: #Laughs Your money or your life by Stan Den Deliver

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!

: #Laughs A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother.

: #Laughs A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he should get married soon after she'll die, to which the man said-OK.Then she told him that he may bring the new wife to her home -Ok said the man, and you may give her my silver

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