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: #Laughs How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?Frosted Flakes!What is it when a blonde blows into anotherblondes ear?Data transfer.What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?"I

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

: #Laughs Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache."I've got a beaut cure for a headache," said his mate Trev.

: #Laughs First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

: #Laughs So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!"

: #Laughs Which condom would you use....Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack

: #Laughs The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplac

: #Laughs A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE stool and says to the bartender' man, I heard things are big down here in Texas, but this is ridiculas!' and orders a mug of beer.He gets a pitcher of beer and asks the bartender,

: #Laughs Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving habits, offers the following advice: The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly proportional to time spent on the road.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll

: #Laughs Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air.
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