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: #Laughs |Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word 'manyana'.

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: #Laughs What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine

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: #Laughs A Maintenance Battalion in Germany had just received a brand new Executive Officer, an Armor Major.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ? Allegra is broken !

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: #Laughs A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes,he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?

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: #Laughs Armando went to his neighbor and asked, "Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way out?" "No," says Carlos.

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: #Laughs What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ? Benny thing happening !

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: #Laughs Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.

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: #Laughs A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

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: #Laughs George W.

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: #Laughs Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them.

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: #Laughs A man is driving down the road for a long period of time.

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: #Laughs At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea." Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?" Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded No

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: #Laughs What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?

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: #Laughs A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary." W

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: #Laughs |Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word 'manyana'.

: #Laughs What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine

: #Laughs A Maintenance Battalion in Germany had just received a brand new Executive Officer, an Armor Major.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ? Allegra is broken !

: #Laughs A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes,he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?

: #Laughs Armando went to his neighbor and asked, "Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way out?" "No," says Carlos.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ? Benny thing happening !

: #Laughs Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.

: #Laughs A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

: #Laughs What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

: #Laughs Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

: #Laughs George W.

: #Laughs Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them.

: #Laughs A man is driving down the road for a long period of time.

: #Laughs At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea." Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?" Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded No

: #Laughs What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?

: #Laughs A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary." W

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