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: #Laughs |Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever hunted bear?A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?A: Ready, teddy, go!Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?A: A

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: #Laughs How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way.

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: #Laughs Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to invite Smokers of all ages to join in its biggest Anniversary Sweepstakes Draw, where every smoker is a sure winner! All smokers have the chance of w

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ? Begonia bother me !

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: #Laughs Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What's the address? 25 The High Street.

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: #Laughs A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on.

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: #Laughs Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.

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: #Laughs An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings

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: #Laughs What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !

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: #Laughs An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs.

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: #Laughs An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.

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: #Laughs Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourh

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: #Laughs A woman had 8 children, all of them boys.

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: #Laughs NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some individuals have beenusing foul language during the execution of their duties.

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: #Laughs A fellow was ordered by his Dr.

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: #Laughs When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE'RE DEADThe Wall Street Journal:DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDSNational Enquirer:O.J.

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: #Laughs |You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

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: #Laughs "Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?" "Center, make that request on the next frequency...."

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: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to download a file,and send the mail in a little while.Then gather the news before the dawn,and all the scores from fans long gone.The AC is set to cut back on cool;Lights to b

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: #Laughs |Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever hunted bear?A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?A: Ready, teddy, go!Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?A: A

: #Laughs How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way.

: #Laughs Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to invite Smokers of all ages to join in its biggest Anniversary Sweepstakes Draw, where every smoker is a sure winner! All smokers have the chance of w

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ? Begonia bother me !

: #Laughs Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What's the address? 25 The High Street.

: #Laughs A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on.

: #Laughs Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.

: #Laughs An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings

: #Laughs What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !

: #Laughs An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs.

: #Laughs An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.

: #Laughs Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourh

: #Laughs A woman had 8 children, all of them boys.

: #Laughs NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some individuals have beenusing foul language during the execution of their duties.

: #Laughs A fellow was ordered by his Dr.

: #Laughs When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE'RE DEADThe Wall Street Journal:DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDSNational Enquirer:O.J.

: #Laughs |You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

: #Laughs "Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?" "Center, make that request on the next frequency...."

: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to download a file,and send the mail in a little while.Then gather the news before the dawn,and all the scores from fans long gone.The AC is set to cut back on cool;Lights to b

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