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: #Laughs What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !

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: #Laughs Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

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: #Laughs Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not, to Bagdad.

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: #Laughs Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50.

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: #Laughs How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink till the room starts spinning.

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: #Laughs Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt.

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: #Laughs One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont

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: #Laughs There was this guy, let's call him bob.

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: #Laughs Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: "Thanks, Guys!"A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?"A3: Do you guys all play for the same team?A4: Who were all those guys?

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: #Laughs What kind of hair do oceans have? ...Wavy hair.

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: #Laughs Adding Up by Juan & Juan

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: #Laughs An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people.

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: #Laughs Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them and saw that they had their shirts off and didn't mind the heat, so he turned up the heat.

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: #Laughs Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress.

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: #Laughs The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

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: #Laughs |The top six reasons computers must be female: 6.

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: #Laughs After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past."C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?""Baby, " he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."Kim promi

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: #Laughs What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!

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: #Laughs A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anyth

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: #Laughs What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !

: #Laughs Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

: #Laughs Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not, to Bagdad.

: #Laughs Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50.

: #Laughs How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink till the room starts spinning.

: #Laughs Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt.

: #Laughs One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont

: #Laughs There was this guy, let's call him bob.

: #Laughs Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: "Thanks, Guys!"A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?"A3: Do you guys all play for the same team?A4: Who were all those guys?

: #Laughs What kind of hair do oceans have? ...Wavy hair.

: #Laughs Adding Up by Juan & Juan

: #Laughs An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people.

: #Laughs Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them and saw that they had their shirts off and didn't mind the heat, so he turned up the heat.

: #Laughs Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress.

: #Laughs The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

: #Laughs |The top six reasons computers must be female: 6.

: #Laughs After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past."C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?""Baby, " he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."Kim promi

: #Laughs What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!

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: #Laughs A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anyth

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