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: #Laughs The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be follo

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: #Laughs What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !

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: #Laughs Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

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: #Laughs The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth dressed in her robe and walked down the hospital hallway to the nurses desk where she asked for a phone book."What are you doing out here! You should be in your room resting," t

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: #Laughs Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on the roof!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ? Bunny thing is, I've forgotten now !kn

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: #Laughs What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

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: #Laughs Which day does a fish hate?Fryday

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: #Laughs So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour ourguide pointed out the new name to the "Oval Office", seems someoneliked the name the "Oral Office" better!

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: #Laughs Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses and all the kings menSaid fuck him! - he's only an egg!Little boy blew Hey! He needed the money!

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: #Laughs Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.

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: #Laughs What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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: #Laughs What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.

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: #Laughs A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times...He consults a doctor which, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years, your dick is burned out; you won't be able to make love mor

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives

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: #Laughs I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently.

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: #Laughs What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!

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: #Laughs Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out, "Gee, you're dumb, Mom.

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: #Laughs The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be follo

: #Laughs What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !

: #Laughs Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

: #Laughs The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth dressed in her robe and walked down the hospital hallway to the nurses desk where she asked for a phone book."What are you doing out here! You should be in your room resting," t

: #Laughs Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on the roof!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ? Bunny thing is, I've forgotten now !kn

: #Laughs What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

: #Laughs Which day does a fish hate?Fryday

: #Laughs So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour ourguide pointed out the new name to the "Oval Office", seems someoneliked the name the "Oral Office" better!

: #Laughs Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses and all the kings menSaid fuck him! - he's only an egg!Little boy blew Hey! He needed the money!

: #Laughs Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.

: #Laughs What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

: #Laughs What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.

: #Laughs A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times...He consults a doctor which, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years, your dick is burned out; you won't be able to make love mor

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives

: #Laughs I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently.

: #Laughs What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!

: #Laughs Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out, "Gee, you're dumb, Mom.

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