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: #Laughs What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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: #Laughs Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

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: #Laughs Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !

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: #Laughs What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd.

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: #Laughs Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.

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: #Laughs Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe chest pains and suddenly slumped over, one of the gamblers who happened to be a doctor, examined him, and to everybodies shock, poor Tim had died o

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: #Laughs Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money.

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: #Laughs Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter ! I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet !

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: #Laughs What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.

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: #Laughs Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

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: #Laughs Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby.

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: #Laughs How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!

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: #Laughs There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst.

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: #Laughs The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard.

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: #Laughs Prosecutor: Mr.

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: #Laughs Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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: #Laughs LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: It's Thursday, Sir.

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: #Laughs How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I.

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: #Laughs Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says: "Oh God! Are you still in there!

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: #Laughs How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !

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: #Laughs What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

: #Laughs Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

: #Laughs Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !

: #Laughs What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd.

: #Laughs Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.

: #Laughs Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe chest pains and suddenly slumped over, one of the gamblers who happened to be a doctor, examined him, and to everybodies shock, poor Tim had died o

: #Laughs Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money.

: #Laughs Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter ! I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet !

: #Laughs What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.

: #Laughs Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

: #Laughs Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby.

: #Laughs How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!

: #Laughs There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst.

: #Laughs The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard.

: #Laughs Prosecutor: Mr.

: #Laughs Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

: #Laughs LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: It's Thursday, Sir.

: #Laughs How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I.

: #Laughs Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says: "Oh God! Are you still in there!

: #Laughs How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !

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