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: #Laughs |What is a mouse's favorite game?Hide and squeak!

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: #Laughs What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs

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: #Laughs Marie's funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband.

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: #Laughs A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quive

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: #Laughs There was some mix-up with a woman's room.

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: #Laughs Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!

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: #Laughs I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly.

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.

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: #Laughs This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians.

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: #Laughs Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to cash his check.

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: #Laughs Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ? Bettina minute you'll open this door !

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: #Laughs A general calls a colonel: - Do you have a couple of smart majors? - Yes I do. - Send them to me.

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: #Laughs The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow.

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: #Laughs Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking, "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each

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: #Laughs A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm.

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: #Laughs A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman.

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: #Laughs This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan.

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: #Laughs |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported on his 567 flavors, including onion, chili, beer, eggplant, smoked trout, spaghetti parmesan, chicken with rice, and spinach.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

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: #Laughs |What is a mouse's favorite game?Hide and squeak!

: #Laughs What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs

: #Laughs Marie's funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband.

: #Laughs A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quive

: #Laughs There was some mix-up with a woman's room.

: #Laughs Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!

: #Laughs I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly.

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.

: #Laughs This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians.

: #Laughs Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to cash his check.

: #Laughs Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ? Bettina minute you'll open this door !

: #Laughs A general calls a colonel: - Do you have a couple of smart majors? - Yes I do. - Send them to me.

: #Laughs The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow.

: #Laughs Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking, "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each

: #Laughs A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm.

: #Laughs A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman.

: #Laughs This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan.

: #Laughs |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported on his 567 flavors, including onion, chili, beer, eggplant, smoked trout, spaghetti parmesan, chicken with rice, and spinach.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

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