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: #Laughs Early Texas governors were not very well educated.

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: #Laughs What has eight legs and an IQ of forty? Four guys watching a baseball game.

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: #Laughs |Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it!

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.

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: #Laughs The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume."This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sales clerk.

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: #Laughs Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia? "Cause there ain't nothin' worth shittin' on up there!"

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: #Laughs Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.

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: #Laughs Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill.

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: #Laughs |At my cousin's wedding, my dad (who doesn't much care for his nephew's bride) thought it would be funny to flick his cigarette at her back as she walked down the aisle.

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: #Laughs Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each other.

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: #Laughs |Casual Fridays:Week 1 - Memo No.

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: #Laughs How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !

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: #Laughs A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth."I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.

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: #Laughs A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening.

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: #Laughs Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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: #Laughs Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

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: #Laughs Why are the N.Y.

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: #Laughs Seventy year old George went for his annual physical.

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: #Laughs A Lady was on a business trip.

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: #Laughs Early Texas governors were not very well educated.

: #Laughs What has eight legs and an IQ of forty? Four guys watching a baseball game.

: #Laughs |Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it!

: #Laughs What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.

: #Laughs The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume."This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sales clerk.

: #Laughs Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia? "Cause there ain't nothin' worth shittin' on up there!"

: #Laughs Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.

: #Laughs Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill.

: #Laughs |At my cousin's wedding, my dad (who doesn't much care for his nephew's bride) thought it would be funny to flick his cigarette at her back as she walked down the aisle.

: #Laughs Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each other.

: #Laughs |Casual Fridays:Week 1 - Memo No.

: #Laughs How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !

: #Laughs A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth."I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.

: #Laughs A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening.

: #Laughs Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

: #Laughs Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

: #Laughs Why are the N.Y.

: #Laughs Seventy year old George went for his annual physical.

: #Laughs A Lady was on a business trip.

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