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: #Laughs Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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: #Laughs Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around by some louse.And the best quart I'd hidBy the chimney with careHad been swiped by some creepWho'd discovered it there!Our hung-over guestsHad been pou

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: #Laughs How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!

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: #Laughs |The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis.

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: #Laughs Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka.

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: #Laughs What did Mrs.

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: #Laughs Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving!

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: #Laughs I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about eight hours!

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: #Laughs |Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow!Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?A: Shredded tweet!Q: Why do tomcats fight?A: Because they like r

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: #Laughs One day the counsellor got a phone call.

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: #Laughs DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 - LOS ANGELES, CA.

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: #Laughs Even more clues you could be a Redneck...You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

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: #Laughs What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !

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: #Laughs Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinet

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: #Laughs "Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym teacher.

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: #Laughs A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.

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: #Laughs My dog is great at math.

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: #Laughs Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

: #Laughs Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around by some louse.And the best quart I'd hidBy the chimney with careHad been swiped by some creepWho'd discovered it there!Our hung-over guestsHad been pou

: #Laughs How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!

: #Laughs |The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis.

: #Laughs Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka.

: #Laughs What did Mrs.

: #Laughs Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving!

: #Laughs |10.

: #Laughs I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about eight hours!

: #Laughs |Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow!Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?A: Shredded tweet!Q: Why do tomcats fight?A: Because they like r

: #Laughs One day the counsellor got a phone call.

: #Laughs DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 - LOS ANGELES, CA.

: #Laughs Even more clues you could be a Redneck...You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

: #Laughs What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !

: #Laughs Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinet

: #Laughs "Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym teacher.

: #Laughs A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.

: #Laughs My dog is great at math.

: #Laughs Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.

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