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: #Laughs How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !

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: #Laughs One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out.He had not eaten anything during this period and wasfamished.

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: #Laughs A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods and scratched your buttand felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?""Hell no!" the guy said.The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into yourcrack

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: #Laughs Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

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: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar.

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: #Laughs The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects.

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: #Laughs A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that "no means no"?

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: #Laughs Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'

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: #Laughs Why do they call it a "kilt"?Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.

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: #Laughs What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !

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: #Laughs A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving.

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: #Laughs A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm.

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: #Laughs What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !

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: #Laughs Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower.

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: #Laughs Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!

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: #Laughs What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !

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: #Laughs Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr.

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: #Laughs My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that really points up some of the differences between the sexes.We were watching CNN's Technology program they have on weekends, when a segment on Virtual Reality came on.Looking

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: #Laughs How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !

: #Laughs One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out.He had not eaten anything during this period and wasfamished.

: #Laughs A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods and scratched your buttand felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?""Hell no!" the guy said.The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into yourcrack

: #Laughs Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar.

: #Laughs The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects.

: #Laughs A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship.

: #Laughs Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that "no means no"?

: #Laughs Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'

: #Laughs Why do they call it a "kilt"?Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.

: #Laughs What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !

: #Laughs A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving.

: #Laughs A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm.

: #Laughs What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !

: #Laughs Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower.

: #Laughs Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.

: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!

: #Laughs What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !

: #Laughs Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr.

: #Laughs My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that really points up some of the differences between the sexes.We were watching CNN's Technology program they have on weekends, when a segment on Virtual Reality came on.Looking

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