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: #Laughs |A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter.

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: #Laughs If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?

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: #Laughs Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone.

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: #Laughs What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? Which one's Mommy?

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: #Laughs When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter's chest.

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: #Laughs Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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: #Laughs When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men he said he couldn't increase my pay, but if I told him the names of the three men he'd fire them.

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: #Laughs Mary arrived home from school covered in spots.

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: #Laughs If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.

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: #Laughs Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street? Resident: No, it's 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.

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: #Laughs What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother...

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: #Laughs A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown.

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: #Laughs An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.They searched for days and couldn't find her.

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: #Laughs We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the time thinking of what not to do that might make us look bad.

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: #Laughs Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics.

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: #Laughs A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" the man

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

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: #Laughs What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!

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: #Laughs A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office.

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: #Laughs |A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter.

: #Laughs If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?

: #Laughs Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone.

: #Laughs What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? Which one's Mommy?

: #Laughs When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter's chest.

: #Laughs Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

: #Laughs When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men he said he couldn't increase my pay, but if I told him the names of the three men he'd fire them.

: #Laughs Mary arrived home from school covered in spots.

: #Laughs If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.

: #Laughs Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street? Resident: No, it's 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.

: #Laughs What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother...

: #Laughs A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown.

: #Laughs An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.They searched for days and couldn't find her.

: #Laughs We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the time thinking of what not to do that might make us look bad.

: #Laughs Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics.

: #Laughs A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" the man

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!

: #Laughs A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office.

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