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: #Laughs (Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton's Address to the NationText from Clinton's Address to the Nation if he were on truth serum.10.16 P.m.

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: #Laughs |Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery hen!What do you call an arctic cow?An eskimoo!What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?A brick-layer!How do you fit more pigs on yo

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: #Laughs There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.

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: #Laughs What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !

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: #Laughs What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too."Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes

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: #Laughs How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !

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: #Laughs "What's this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?" said her closest friend.

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: #Laughs |Paddy was an inveterate drunkard.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn't take it, Miss.

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: #Laughs A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore.

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: #Laughs Three men die and go to heaven.

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: #Laughs Question: What is one horsepower?Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.*You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit.

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: #Laughs JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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: #Laughs Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have badnews and goodnews.

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: #Laughs |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters.

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: #Laughs Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"The birch says he cannot tell.Just then a woodpecker lands in the sa

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: #Laughs First cave man to 2nd cave man: "I don't care what you say.

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: #Laughs How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and place peas all around it, and when thepolar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole!

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: #Laughs An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal may not be working.He asks the Polish guy if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he te

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: #Laughs Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's prejudice.

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: #Laughs (Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton's Address to the NationText from Clinton's Address to the Nation if he were on truth serum.10.16 P.m.

: #Laughs |Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery hen!What do you call an arctic cow?An eskimoo!What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?A brick-layer!How do you fit more pigs on yo

: #Laughs There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.

: #Laughs What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !

: #Laughs What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too."Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes

: #Laughs How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !

: #Laughs "What's this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?" said her closest friend.

: #Laughs |Paddy was an inveterate drunkard.

: #Laughs Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn't take it, Miss.

: #Laughs A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore.

: #Laughs Three men die and go to heaven.

: #Laughs Question: What is one horsepower?Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.*You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit.

: #Laughs JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

: #Laughs Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have badnews and goodnews.

: #Laughs |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters.

: #Laughs Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"The birch says he cannot tell.Just then a woodpecker lands in the sa

: #Laughs First cave man to 2nd cave man: "I don't care what you say.

: #Laughs How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and place peas all around it, and when thepolar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole!

: #Laughs An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal may not be working.He asks the Polish guy if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he te

: #Laughs Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's prejudice.

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